Useless facts

about me. My amazingly witty friend, Miss Mud, always has me cracking up. And I even find her useless facts about her humorous, so this post is for my beautiful friend Miss Mud. XOXO

1. I want to kidnap my hair lady and make her live with me so she can style my hair EVERYDAY.
2. I secretly love the wii. Don't tell the man.
3. Speaking of wii, I get mean when it comes to competition.
4. I am a lame blogger, some call me LB.
5. I should be working.
6. I am a hopeless romantic.
7. My darling husband still hasn't caught on to that. LOL
8. I used to be really really skinny, and hated it.
9. I'm now a little meatier, and still can't find a happy place.
10. I wish someone would do lasik on me quick.
11. I *heart* our big freaking new tv.
12. I hate football, and yet was subjected to it ALL day yesterday.
13. I've never been camping.
14. I can handle myself, but like to be slightly spoiled.
15. I'm bossy, but I like to call it goal driven.
16. I need a super sleuth name like Miss Mud and something other than LB. lol
17. I can make a clover with my tongue.
18. My eyes are poo brown. Do you like poo?
19. I am an email addict. Thank goodness for smart phones
20. I love my job.
21. I love my clients.
22. I love my children.
23. I love food just as much.
24. I consider myself to be tough.
25. I'm a truck or suv kinda gal, don't put me in a car or minivan.
26. I am originally from Kentucky, adore that place.
27. I love Texas, and Texans.
28. I don't care for cleaning, but love a clean house.
29. I hope to be moving into a new house soon.
30. I IM with my girlfriends a LOT.
31. I love a good steak. Medium rare please.
32. I love a mojito, margarita, or a rum and coke.
33. I can't bake to save my life.
34. I am a mean cook though.
35. I have no intentions to cook tonight.
36. I thought coming up with this many things would be hard, but it's not. lol
37. I think one of my kids is waking up from a nap.
38. I adore that Reagan adores kinder.
39. I love the discovery channel.
40. I love the rodeo, we grew up going every year.
41. My mom is the most beautiful woman I know.
42. My daddy is the hardest worker I know.
43. They both did a darn good job raising us.
44. Brooklynne is the sweetest girl I know.
45. She's also hard headed and stubborn, just like me.
46. Mason makes me proud, he is one smart cookie.
47. I dvr everything, and get caught up on tv at night.
48. I need a cleaning lady, know one?
49. I only planned to do 25 of these, look at how cool I am.
50. I am having the time of my life, just being ME.